Source: Agence France-Presse

Swine Flu is absolutely hilarious until you start choking on your own cough reflex and feel your head incinerate like a furnace.

In the glamorous city of Lviv, Ukraine, a photog from the French AFP news service just captured this authentic Ukrainian woman afraid to breath the fresh Ukrainian air.

Equally afraid is this bronze statue of legendary Austrian writer Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, who gets two snooty points for the “von” AND the hyphen.

Things could be far worse for Mr. von Sacher-Masoch. There could be a tourist picking his nose.