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Thu
23
Sep '10

Flashing Larry King

Animal Magnetism: There must be something appealing about Larry King if EIGHT women wanted to marry him.

SUBMITTED BY: Alice S.     LOCATION: Washington DC (2010)

Wow. We’re speechless.

Get ready for Season One of “News Junkies Gone Wild!”

We haven’t seen wax museum behavior this crass since the “waxual harassment” of Jessica Simpson.

Mon
20
Sep '10

Jackie O’s Revenge

Jackie Kennedy gets some side action outside Air Force One.

SUBMITTED BY: Tom Shattuck     LOCATION: Washington DC (2010)

Oh, the pickup lines that Tom could use with Jackie:

“Hey, baby, you can hang that pillbox hat anywhere you’d like!”

“Jackie, ask not what you can do for adultery, ask what adultery can do for you!”

“I will pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, and oppose any foe if you just drop by my hotel room tonight.”

(Tom Shattuck is the producer and moral conscience of The Michael Graham Show on Boston’s WTKK 96.9FM. His fantasies go way beyond First Ladies.)

Fri
10
Sep '10

Deep Throat

What sword swallowers do when they get bored.

SUBMITTED BY: Kevin Ray and Nasty-O   LOCATION: Washington DC (2010)

Any sideshow yokel can swallow the pointy side first.

It takes guts to get your jaws around a granite slab!

(Kevin Ray is a hip hop singer, writer and dancer whose “raps are monumental.” You may recognize his music from the movie, “Stomp the Yard.”)

Sun
8
Aug '10

Fight the Power (from a distance)!

A sanitized chunk of the Berlin Wall makes it seem like the Cold War was one giant art project.

SUBMITTED BY: Ilya Mirman    LOCATION: Berlin via Washington DC (2010)

This kind of aggressive posturing at the Berlin Wall once might have attracted gunfire from the East Side.

But in Washington’s flashy Newseum — the mainstream media’s shrine to itself — it is quite safe to be a rabblerouser.

The Newseum also has an authentic “Death Tower” from the Wall, but that doesn’t really lend itself to cutesy photo-ops.

Fri
30
Jul '10

Don’t mingle with the peasants!

The average daily temperature in Washington is 115 degrees if you factor in the humidity. Who can blame the elite for NOT wanting to brush shoulders with sweaty constituents?

SUBMITTED BY: Ilya Mirman LOCATION: Washington, DC (2010)

On the campaign trail, politicians spend every waking moment trying to pretend they are just like you and me.

Once elected, they want to get as far away from us as possible.

(TTP co-founder Ilya Mirman is also the mastermind behind “Kerslappity,” a fun photo-sharing site for concert fans, who all are comfortable using the same elevators as the public.)