SUBMITTED BY: Ben Cole LOCATION: Los Angeles, California (2012)
Since 1984, UCLA athletes have won more gold medals at the Olympic Games than all but four countries.
And this Bruins mascot has bitten more tourists than all other bear statues in America combined.
We made up that last statistic, but the Olympics thing is true.
Kudos to Ben for his improvisational acting skills!
(Ben Cole is a transplanted New England sports fan living in Colorado).