SUBMITTED BY: Gerry Cronin LOCATION: Canobie Lake Park, Salem, NH (2011)
Sonny & Cher, icons of cheesy 1970s entertainment, would be horrified by how they are being immortalized in a New Hampshire amusement park.
The late Congressman Bono looks like one of those overstuffed pantyhose puppets.
And Cher’s hair looks like vinyl siding. No amount of plastic surgery could defame her more.
Hey Donny & Marie, aren’t you glad you’re not enshrined in the Canobie Lake Music Hall of Fame?
(Gerry Cronin is a Massachusetts utility company worker with a soft spot for bell bottoms and tight plaster turtlenecks.)