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Jackie Kennedy gets some side action outside Air Force One.
SUBMITTED BY: Tom Shattuck LOCATION: Washington DC (2010)
Oh, the pickup lines that Tom could use with Jackie:
“Hey, baby, you can hang that pillbox hat anywhere you’d like!”
“Jackie, ask not what you can do for adultery, ask what adultery can do for you!”
“I will pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, and oppose any foe if you just drop by my hotel room tonight.”
(Tom Shattuck is the producer and moral conscience of The Michael Graham Show on Boston’s WTKK 96.9FM. His fantasies go way beyond First Ladies.)
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