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Apr '10

Brides of Clooney Speak

If you love the “Marrying George Clooney” slideshow, you probably wish you knew the motivation and mindset of each bride.

Wish granted. For the first time ANYWHERE, here are the voices of George Clooney’s brides!

JUDIEANN T. (California) -- Lots of people were passing up the photo op with Mr. Clooney - perhaps to avoid the embarrassment of other people pointing and laughing, but how could I pass it up?!

JUDIEANN T. (California) -- Lots of people were passing up the photo op with Mr. Clooney - perhaps to avoid the embarrassment of other people pointing and laughing, but how could I pass it up?!

ALLISON S. (North Carolina) -- "Personally, I think they should make it Johnny Depp, but I guess I could settle on George Clooney!"

ALLISON S. (North Carolina) - "I think they should make it Johnny Depp, but I guess I could settle."

BRITTANY T. (California) -- "When we walked up to the scene, my mom was like "Look! It's every girl's dream! You can marry George Clooney!" My boyfriend said, "Luckily for me, Brittany doesn't have that particular dream." To which I replied, "How do YOU know?" After that, all the pictures we took resulted in him threatening George with a prop."

BRITTANY T. (California) -- "When we walked up to the scene, my mom was like "Look! It's every girl's dream! You can marry George Clooney!" My boyfriend said, "Luckily for me, Brittany doesn't have that particular dream." To which I replied, "How do YOU know?" After that, all the pictures were of him threatening George."

ILYA (Massachusetts) -- "George is great, but my eye is on the larger prize: every "Oceans 11" star is a target."

ILYA (Massachusetts) -- "George is great, but my eye is on the larger prize: every "Oceans 11" star is a target."

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VAL S. -- "Nothing will confuse the crap out of people more than a lesbian in a ball cap wearing a wedding dress pretending to marry a dude!"

RON N. -- As Shauna and I both saw George Clooney, at the same time we said he is HOT.  That's when Shauna said, "You should pose with him in that wedding dress!" Well, she put me up to the dare and I had to take it.  The rest is history!

RON N. -- As Shauna and I both saw George Clooney, at the same time we said he is HOT. That's when Shauna said, "You should pose with him in that wedding dress!" Well, she put me up to the dare and I had to take it. The rest is history!

HILARY M. (North Carolina) -- "We went to the Wax museum the day after our wedding in Vegas. That's why my hair was all done up. We got married by Elvis at The Graceland Chapel. I definitely recommend it, way cheaper than a regular wedding!"

HILARY M. (North Carolina) -- "We went to the wax museum the day after our wedding in Vegas. That's why my hair was all done up. We got married by Elvis at The Graceland Chapel. I definitely recommend it, way cheaper than a regular wedding!"

ABBEY H. (Illinois) -- "George is not even facing either one of us. He's completely not involved in whatever polygamous drama is going on."

ABBEY H. (Illinois) -- "George is not even facing either one of us. He's completely not involved in whatever polygamous drama is going on."

ASHLEY B. -- "I can't even think STRAIGHT!"

ASHLEY B. -- "I can't even think STRAIGHT!"

(If you have recently married or committed adultery with a wax celebrity, please share the incriminating photos with us!)

3 comments »

3 comments to “Brides of Clooney Speak”

  1. Wendy Says:

    These are all fabulous, but the last one takes the cake :)

  2. Julie Says:

    I’m in love! Used to be in love with George, but am now in love with you for this series.

  3. admin Says:

    Thanks, Wendy and Julie! Have either of you made the wax museum pilgrimage yet? Apparently, you can date (or be proposed to by) Clooney at the NY, DC and LA locations of Madame Tussaud’s!

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