
WELCOMED ATTENTION & UNWANTED ATTENTION: A hug from Miley Cyrus is wholeheartedly welcomed, but Minnie Mouse justifiably does not want or deserve to be groped by a 60-year-old creep (photo of creepy guy by Orlando Sentinel)
By a unanimous 3-0 vote, the Executive Board of Directors of Tacky Tourist Photos unconditionally condemns the 60-year-old creep convicted this afternoon of groping Minnie Mouse at Disney World.
We also condemn the Orange County District Court for its light sentencing (50 hours of community service and $1,000 in court costs), believing their weak response only encourages similar incidents.
And we strongly condemn the mascot groper’s naive son, who naively declared in court that his father is a “good man” and a “nice guy.”
Minnie says otherwise.


and all this time his friends just thought he was f—ing Goofy.
But the old man looks like Walt Disney. Shouldn’t that be ok if he thinks he created the mouse?
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